I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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