How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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