Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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