Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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