you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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