I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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