He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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