Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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