was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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