She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I cut my penus on the lid.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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