I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think people are normalizing furries
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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