Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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