Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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