My nipple is on Facebook.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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