Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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