guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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