is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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