Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Dear god my vagina.
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