Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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