she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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