Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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