I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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