I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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