My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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