Those balls look pretty dangerous.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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