Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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