11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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