even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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