Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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