It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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