Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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