It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He keeps bees of course he's weird
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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