Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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