took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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