dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
