so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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