the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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