let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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