I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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