Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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