apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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