just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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