brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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