Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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