All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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