I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize