I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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