Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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