We're like a lot better than the average bears
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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