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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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