? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i love accidental penises.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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