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(313): View more from Michigan

Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it

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(616): View more from Michigan

Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.

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(330): View more from Ohio

She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...

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(206): View more from Washington

Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME

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