he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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