I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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